I can prove that I'm an old man, because today I couldn't figure out how to work an electronic. Specifically, how to turn on a PS3 controller. It perplexed a whole squad of older judges, in fact. We had to go get a youth to set it up for us.
But being the old man that I am, naturally I expected to be surly and crotchety. You all have made this impossible. Completely impossible. But I gotta go! Explanations later!
